i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious
dating me is a three person relationship: me, you, & taylor swift
first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life
Are you ready to jingle your bells?
Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now
now? you?? hang??? from???? my????? lips?????? like THE GARDENS OF BABYLON????????????????? with your boots beneath my bed????????????? FOREVER?????????? IS????????? THE?????????? SWEETEST??????????? CON?????????
(special mention: NOW????? IM????? NEVER????? GONNA???????? LOVE?????????? AGAIN????????????)
what if i said nicki minaj is actually the person that ppl have imagined taylor swift secretly being for years
and they still hold taylor more accountable for their baseless delusions than they do for what nicki intentionally and openly says and does
you people are so unforgivably stupid, it astounds me 😭
I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising
I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.
If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible




