Hi! Call me W1SH. Or Wish for simplicity’s sake. I’m 31. Pronouns are he/him.
This blog posts what many would call problematic content. I enjoy a lot of stuff the kids are calling proship these days. If this bothers you, go away lol.
I will absolutely tag things if asked to. Ask box is open. I will turn off anon if necessary 👍
hey patrick can you see my feet
Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet
Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them
Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.
princehoneytea asked:
please explain iago. please.
pangur-and-grim answered:
growing up, I always wanted to be a little bratty bird getting homoerotically abused by a sorcerer. but if you ever read Sir Cameron, please forget I said this. I definitely did not include that vulture scenes because I sexually imprinted on Iago from Aladdin. that would be insane
before you burn me at the stake! you have to admit there was something going on here
my mom said that she doesn’t look at my tumblr anymore because my posts “worry her”, so I’m free to say this btw
anyway, Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die is out in two weeks if anyone want to read about my psychosexual issues
something something glass onion being set on a greek island, andi's full name being cassandra, like the trojan princess who prophesied the fall of troy, but whom no one ever listened to, and her sister being named helen, like the greek princess who actually ignited the war and brought about the fall of troy in the end
In Mercadia City, loyalties extend only as far as your purse can stretch.
Artist: Andrew RobinsonAnonymous asked:
*rubbing butter and cream and chopped onions and fingernail clippings and grease and paste and salts and slimes and wires and oil and scented sprays and animal hairs through my sagging granny folds* hhgggbbbbbnnnnn
Anyway what is your favorite kind of jungle animal? I like
bippus answered:
I don’t like animals. Kittys R good thouhh. Thanks for the ask
Anonymous asked:
careful man, that video of the cat bounding around in the snow is ai, wasn't sure if you knew. goodnight!
Oh shit for real?? I got bamboozled!!!! Thank you so much for the heads up!! I’m gonna go delete it 👍
one time in trader joes I saw a deathknight wither a nectarine to straight up mildew and ash in their hands and then put it right back on the display
at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck
car ride home
btw this was her during triage
