Reblogged luciolefire
i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
- i see it with my eyedbarls
Reblogged lasalebete
Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore
Actually we are on the same page. We've been on the same page for a week because these things take forever to make
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"NO dexter you CANNOT go to therapy you NEED to learn how to kill people and how to chop them up and how to ambush people PROPERLY so we both NEEEEEED to practice abducting each other!!!!!!!!!!" meanwhile dexter goes to therapy for litearlly 4days and folds IMMIDEATLY THAT HES A SERIAL KILLER
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Anonymous asked:
Boycott Fall Out Boy 2026 for their crimes against women. They have blood on their hands from the amount of women who have attempted suicide because of their abuse. They sexually harass anything they can get, and Patrick has a small dick and multiple STDS. Stay safe.
i already wasn’t listening to fall out boy so that won’t be hard for me
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
THATS STILL THE SAME PROBLEM OF THEM KNOWING JOW LONG A LOAD TAKES?????
You still folded it
yeah but they’d still be wrinkled, smelly, or wet depending on which part of the process I speed up
Hold on a goddamn second. You're supposed to be washing all this, not just folding it??
YEAH??????
Damn. Your parents are uptight AF to not let you on Netflix til that's done. You sure they would notice if I gave you a non-netflix link to watch that show while you work?
my dad got mad when I was on my phone.
Jeez. My condolences. Wanna go on the call later when you're done the laundry?
my moms home I cant
Double condolences she sounds annoying
Reblogged magpirsquared
dollbotthing
some of you probably think you’re really clingy and annoying but you’re actually really sweet and desirable so. get that out of your head
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
THATS STILL THE SAME PROBLEM OF THEM KNOWING JOW LONG A LOAD TAKES?????
You still folded it
yeah but they’d still be wrinkled, smelly, or wet depending on which part of the process I speed up
Hold on a goddamn second. You're supposed to be washing all this, not just folding it??
YEAH??????
Damn. Your parents are uptight AF to not let you on Netflix til that's done. You sure they would notice if I gave you a non-netflix link to watch that show while you work?
my dad got mad when I was on my phone.
Jeez. My condolences. Wanna go on the call later when you're done the laundry?
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
THATS STILL THE SAME PROBLEM OF THEM KNOWING JOW LONG A LOAD TAKES?????
You still folded it
yeah but they’d still be wrinkled, smelly, or wet depending on which part of the process I speed up
Hold on a goddamn second. You're supposed to be washing all this, not just folding it??
YEAH??????
Damn. Your parents are uptight AF to not let you on Netflix til that's done. You sure they would notice if I gave you a non-netflix link to watch that show while you work?
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
THATS STILL THE SAME PROBLEM OF THEM KNOWING JOW LONG A LOAD TAKES?????
You still folded it
yeah but they’d still be wrinkled, smelly, or wet depending on which part of the process I speed up
Hold on a goddamn second. You're supposed to be washing all this, not just folding it??
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
THATS STILL THE SAME PROBLEM OF THEM KNOWING JOW LONG A LOAD TAKES?????
You still folded it
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Love the puns from Pun Hub
Allow me to add my favorite
@imnotactallycool felt like you would enjoy
Can anyone explain the I.C.U and ambulance ones?
I see you.
I don't know how to explain the ambulance one. I understand it.I just can't explain it
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
I’m literally grounded because there was so much laundry, if I just go and stuff that’s under my bed they’ll ask how I went from three full baskets to none in an hour (one basket is one hour)
Just do it fast and halfassedly then
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WHY IS THE LAUNDRY NEVER NEVER ENDING
WHY IS THE BASKET I JUST EMPTIED FULL AGAIN PURELY FROM THE EANDOM CLOTHES ON THIS FLOOR
END MY SUFFERING
laundry is a sisyphean nightmare nglll
please.
I just need to finish the laundry so I can get online.
End this
unfortuantely that is not something I can do bestie <3
SAVE ME
Can't you hide it
Reblogged naga-noia
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
@accidentallyoccidental i appreciate you
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For no particular reason, here's a list of reasons not to kill yourself this winter.
- If you give up, they win. If you die now, imagine how annoying they'll be about it. Do not let that be your legacy.
- Ten years ago you probably never would've guessed you'd be in the place you are now - you don't know where you'll be in ten more years either. Stick around and see what happens. Could be awesome.
- Think of all the people you still have yet to see die. Outlive that shitty politician. Outlive that billionaire. Outlive that annoying bitch in your personal life. Outlive your enemies in general.
- Somebody's gonna have to find your body. Don't run the risk of traumatizing someone else. Passing the pain on and all that.
- If you survive you'll get to eat your favorite food again at some point. If you don't like food, then think of your favorite drink.
- Someone out there someday is gonna wholly believe that you are the purpose of their very life. If you want it, there is love and companionship waiting for you. And if you don't, there's a lifetime of beautiful things to see on your own.
- There is no such thing as a problem that can't be fixed, even if you have to do something a little insane and risky for it. If you're already willing to lose your life to your own hand, why not take a chance on a drastic solution of a more productive kind?
- There is so much more to do of your hobbies, no matter what they are. There are too many paintings to make, too many books to read, too many bees to raise, too many performances to be in, too many computers to fix, for you to give up now.
- Furthermore, there's so many experiences to have and things to consume as well. Think of all the restaurants you haven't been to, the art you haven't seen, the new season or chapter or part to that media you enjoy that hasn't come out yet. Aren't you curious?
- Imagine how good it'll feel someday to be able to say you got through this. You can wear it as a badge of pride, whack your haters with it, or anything else you like, but nobody can take your victories away from you once they're achieved.
This list is short but it's potent to me and I hope it helps someone, especially the someone it was made for. Nobody is obligated to reblog but it would be very much appreciated. This winter, survive. I love you.
