This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.
"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anyone" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."
I like to imagine the hyrule royal family breathes a sigh of relief every time a child is born that has no resemblance to ancient legends or goddesses, and then when they get one a little too uncanny they just go "fucking dammit we got another Zelda. Pack it up lads we're fucked."
King talking to an attendant like "yeah nah legit blonde hair and all. hanging out with that green kid. started playing music at like 2 years old we're so fucked. anyway this big gerudo bloke is here to meet with me. sure this will be just fuckin grand. NOT NOW IMPA I'M BUSY"
vocaloid isn't a genre and hatsune miku isn't a musician yet it always feels wrong to just call her an instrument bc of the community around it. vocal synth fans will listen to whatever genre so long as it has their robotic blorbos in it. you dont see people buying figures of the gibson sj-200 acoustic guitar. idk it's fun how it exists in this kinda nebulous space where synthesizer meets fictional celebrity. a unique beast.
