huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

Oh man, the Boston Molasses Flood.

Official Post of Massachusetts

Oh right he did a comic strip or something? I thought his greatest achievements were a burrito-adjacent food unit and a breathtakingly awful book-shaped object on philosophy.

the entire california central valley is experiencing silent hill in real life right now by the way

400 mile long fog cloud be upon ye

it really is like that

Fun fact it's called Tule fog!

"Tule fog (/ˈtuːli/ TOO-lee) is a thick ground fog that settles in the San Joaquin Valley and Sacramento Valley areas of California's Central Valley. Tule fog forms from late fall through early spring (California's winter season) after the first significant rainfall. The official time frame for tule fog to form is from November 1 to March 31. This phenomenon is named after the tule grass wetlands (tulares) of the Central Valley."

I think every movie regardless of time period or tone should have at least 1 (one) trans person in it. Like at the beginning of The Godfather some Sicilian tgirl should come to Vito and be like “Godfadda, I need money for my breast implants” and Vito should be like “I’ll never forget what you’ve done for this family. I’ll find you the best surgeon in New York”

fanfic is extremely hard

Thinking about the random cat at the ruins of the Temple of Zeus at Olympia that I saw when I visited in 2018. The tour guide said they’d named her Hera because she was always sitting on the remains of one of the pillars looking very proud of herself as if she’d personally destroyed the temple. I love you queen, I hope you’re happy wherever you are.

this got like a thousand views on tiktok and i based the joke off a moment in the @joy-crimes stream so i think yall will like it maybe

WHY IS THIS TUNED SO WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

i keep saying "a whole new perspective" and "but then i had a very good idea" and no one fucking gets it. no one knows that he had a very good idea and used f5. you see using f5 gave him a whole new perspective and he could see a chest that he couldnt see before

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

I would not let myself rest til I finished this thing. Yes its based on that one Madagascar scene lmao

I guessed GW would take this direction.

Something Something Abominable Intelligence.

Dang, James Workshop is more based than I expected.

They should put out an ad featuring a guy in tech-priest robes waving a torch and swearing to purge all Abominable Intelligence from the sacred halls of Games Workshop. People would go nuts.

I've never seen an analog horror video but this is what i think they're like

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!