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Ello!
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Warning: some posts are 16+ !! You have been warned !!
(masterlists under the cut along with F/Os and kin list, DNI + interests!!!)
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A fic about two broken people.... 37+ btw.
It was a dark night on a Tuesday as dean pulled his 67 impala or what he lovingly nicknamed "baby" up to a perfectly white house with his brother, Sam. Dean had gotten a heads up from a fellow hunter that a group of vampires had been following this guy home.
"Remember Sammy," dean started, "we gank the vampires and roll out. we have to be in the outskirts of Indiana by 12 'o clock tomorrow." deans gravely voice coming to a low gruff as he kills the engine. once getting out of the car, dean gives baby a loving pat before signaling Sam to hide out. the house had a beautiful green lawn and pretty cars. Hah. a rich asshole just what they need. dean ended that thought quickly when he saw a tall hauntingly handsome man in the window. he seemed to be eating dinner alone. he felt bad for the guy. though then he noticed.. the guy who had dark hair and grey eyes that he seemed to just get lost in was non other than Charlie kirk. it wasn't until Sam nudged him until he realized he was staring too long. seems the vampires already showed up as another car pulled up in the distance. Dean signaled to stay low as he pulled out his colt.
"dean." sam shuffled behind him as he let out a low murmur, "don't make this messy. I don't wanna have to clean the mess we leave behind." Sam warned dean as dean crept forward until he saw the vampires getting out of the car. One was a English lady with long black curls and an outfit that screamed stuck up bitch. Her heels clacked onto the pavement as she nodded to two other vampires. one was a younger lady, about in her early twenties with brunette hair and a mostly black outfit. The other was a tall burly man who seemed to mumble something incoherent to the younger girl. looking in the window again, dean realizes the man went to sleep but his wife, a blonde woman who was wearing expensive sleepwear, was still awake. instead of the vampires picking the lock, they simply knocked at the door. The wife swung open the door.
"Just who i wanted to see. You're late." the wife told the three other vampires. This just got a whole lot more complicated. The wife let the three in as she left the door unlocked. Dean and Sam snuck through the front door, close behind the group. Suddenly they heard a crash upstairs. Shit. Dean and Sam rush upstairs to find the vampires trying to kill Charlie. "STOP!" dean yelled as he shot at one of the vampires. The wife quickly leaves the room before sam could grab her as she rushed out. Dean got tackled by the bigger burly dude as sam fights off the younger one, getting a weak spot by kicking her shins out before stabbing her chest. Dean meanwhile pushes the fighting vampire, throwing him to the ground as he shoots the vampire dead center in his chest with the cult. seems the english woman had ran off as it only left a scared and afraid man. his hair dastardly messed up as he looked at dean, giving him a once over.
"You-.. you saved me." charlie sputtered out. he ran over and threw his arms over deans shoulders. Sam gave dean a look before turning on his heel. "hey hey uh.. t-there there." Dean looked uncharacteristically flustered at the scared man in his arms.
and then they had hot steamy sex the end sam is waiting in the car with the most fucking bored look ever as castiel cries because dean fucked kirk wowowowo and then it was tuesday again and heat of the moment plays
@yourhyacinthsstuff @sillylilbugg @nevermores-gates @amar1x
this is your fault
do not include me in this. i’ve been against this the whole time. DNI.
zombii WHY LMAO
leave me a rating on how my fanfic did
A fic about two broken people.... 37+ btw.
It was a dark night on a Tuesday as dean pulled his 67 impala or what he lovingly nicknamed "baby" up to a perfectly white house with his brother, Sam. Dean had gotten a heads up from a fellow hunter that a group of vampires had been following this guy home.
"Remember Sammy," dean started, "we gank the vampires and roll out. we have to be in the outskirts of Indiana by 12 'o clock tomorrow." deans gravely voice coming to a low gruff as he kills the engine. once getting out of the car, dean gives baby a loving pat before signaling Sam to hide out. the house had a beautiful green lawn and pretty cars. Hah. a rich asshole just what they need. dean ended that thought quickly when he saw a tall hauntingly handsome man in the window. he seemed to be eating dinner alone. he felt bad for the guy. though then he noticed.. the guy who had dark hair and grey eyes that he seemed to just get lost in was non other than Charlie kirk. it wasn't until Sam nudged him until he realized he was staring too long. seems the vampires already showed up as another car pulled up in the distance. Dean signaled to stay low as he pulled out his colt.
"dean." sam shuffled behind him as he let out a low murmur, "don't make this messy. I don't wanna have to clean the mess we leave behind." Sam warned dean as dean crept forward until he saw the vampires getting out of the car. One was a English lady with long black curls and an outfit that screamed stuck up bitch. Her heels clacked onto the pavement as she nodded to two other vampires. one was a younger lady, about in her early twenties with brunette hair and a mostly black outfit. The other was a tall burly man who seemed to mumble something incoherent to the younger girl. looking in the window again, dean realizes the man went to sleep but his wife, a blonde woman who was wearing expensive sleepwear, was still awake. instead of the vampires picking the lock, they simply knocked at the door. The wife swung open the door.
"Just who i wanted to see. You're late." the wife told the three other vampires. This just got a whole lot more complicated. The wife let the three in as she left the door unlocked. Dean and Sam snuck through the front door, close behind the group. Suddenly they heard a crash upstairs. Shit. Dean and Sam rush upstairs to find the vampires trying to kill Charlie. "STOP!" dean yelled as he shot at one of the vampires. The wife quickly leaves the room before sam could grab her as she rushed out. Dean got tackled by the bigger burly dude as sam fights off the younger one, getting a weak spot by kicking her shins out before stabbing her chest. Dean meanwhile pushes the fighting vampire, throwing him to the ground as he shoots the vampire dead center in his chest with the cult. seems the english woman had ran off as it only left a scared and afraid man. his hair dastardly messed up as he looked at dean, giving him a once over.
"You-.. you saved me." charlie sputtered out. he ran over and threw his arms over deans shoulders. Sam gave dean a look before turning on his heel. "hey hey uh.. t-there there." Dean looked uncharacteristically flustered at the scared man in his arms.
and then they had hot steamy sex the end sam is waiting in the car with the most fucking bored look ever as castiel cries because dean fucked kirk wowowowo and then it was tuesday again and heat of the moment plays
@yourhyacinthsstuff @sillylilbugg @nevermores-gates @amar1x
this is your fault
do not include me in this. i’ve been against this the whole time. DNI.
zombii WHY LMAO
this got like a thousand views on tiktok and i based the joke off a moment in the @joy-crimes stream so i think yall will like it maybe
WHY IS THIS TUNED SO WELL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
there’s a timeskip
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick
yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.
i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.
> sees nihilistic depiction of human nature
> looks inside
> hope :)
i've had this queued for an entire year, the most important holiday we celebrate here in boston HAPPY GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD DAY EVERYBODY
