some of yall need to go back to like preschool level ‘girls can do anything boys can do’ feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light
if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising “organic blood” sourced from “willing donors” who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.
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January 13, 2026
The plan was never to become an ICE agent.
The plan, when I went to the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Career Expo in Texas last August, was to learn what it was like to apply to be an ICE agent. Who wouldnât be curious? The event promised on-the-spot hiring for would-be deportation officers: Walk in unemployed, walk out with a sweet $50k signing bonus, a retirement account, and a license to brutalize the countryâs most vulnerable residents without consequenceâall while wrapped in the warm glow of patriotism.
The catch, however, is that thereâs only one âLaura Jedeedâ with an internet presence, and it takes about five seconds of Googling to figure out how I feel about ICE, the Trump administration, and the countryâs general right-wing project. My social media pops up immediately, usually with a preview of my latest posts condemning Trumpâs unconstitutional, authoritarian power grab. Scroll down and youâll find articles with titles like âWhat I Saw in LA Wasnât an Insurrection; It Was a Police Riotâ and âInside Mike Johnsonâs Ties to a Far-Right Movement to Gut the Constitution.â Keep going for long enough and you might even find my dossier on AntifaWatch, a right-wing website that lists alleged members of the supposed domestic terror organization. I am, to put it mildly, a less-than-ideal recruit.
when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion
imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone
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