idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
Something about little guys, packed up for travellin' 🤌
Hey I notice you're mutuals with people who are mutuals with you. Kind of problematic how you're implicitly endorsing yourself, don't you think?
i mean i implicitly endorse myself every other night, heyooooo
vs. Bertrand Russell, who is only mutuals with those who are not mutuals with him
the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop
Kentrosaurus aethiopicus
the larger print of this drawing is SOLD OUT, but the small edition is still in stock
Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor
Went to the Wetlands Institute the other day.
Sex and Gluttony on The Delaware Bay would be the title of my band (if I had more friends and knew how to make music).
I don’t really know how best to put this, but having seen multiple worthwhile creative projects implode due to money/management issues, I now have even more respect for the financial decisions behind Friends at the Table. They are making a beautiful actual play podcast, they have been making a beautiful actual play podcast since 2014, and despite being reasonably successful, they are very, very careful when it comes to monetising it or scaling it up.
And now the last two games they played for the Road to Palisade were games where they improvised a fake, fictional in-universe podcast, one about wrestling and one about politics. And they also improvised fake ad reads. At the time, I found them hilarious, but in retrospect, it’s such a flex. They can make a fake podcast with absurdly funny fake ad reads, because their real podcast doesn’t do that. They never have to pretend that they genuinely enjoy the product of whatever coffee or scented candle or VPN company is willing to sponsor them, because they made the call not to rely on ad revenue, and they managed to stick to it. And I would never judge any other podcast or vlog or whatever for having to rely on ads to survive, but I nonetheless admire the hell out of F@TT for successfully pulling off an ad-free model, in an online landscape where ubiquitous ads and sponsorships are the norm.
A lot of people say movies like Jurassic Park and Jaws are "the Perfect Movie" about their respective creatures (dinosaurs and sharks respectively). As such a lot of movies about those creatures that come out now are often low budget mockbusters aping off those films or are directly compared to Jurassic Park and Jaws even if the only thing they have in common with thise movies is "dinosaur stuff" or "shark attack."
Why do you think that is (if you believe it at all) and do you think there can ever be a dinosaur film that can either overcome this comparison or avoid it entirely, and what would that look like?
I think a big part of the success of Jurassic Park and Jaws is that they're genre-films that don't act like genre films. They assumed they needed to impress more than just the typical monster/horror movie enthusiasts. Most dinosaur and shark films don't bother. I really wish they would.
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
wait this is like 100 notes i thought it was like 100k
GIRLLL IN 3 MINUTES THE NOTE COUNT DOUBLED THIS IS SCARY.
if there's one thing this website loves it's watching someone shoot themself in the dick
psych + textposts bc it was about time i did one
