need to add more mechanics to sleeping

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

need to add more mechanics to sleeping

- online co-op

- grappling

- fishing minigame

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

what the fuck

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

I don't think some people realise how easy it is for personality-type frameworks to become tools of abuse. lol. here I am talking about astrology, but also mbti and the enneagram

my parents were always really into the enneagram. here's the thing about it: once you're told from a young age that you're the "emotional, melodramatic type", it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy in the worst way. every time you have an outburst (because your parents are abusing you) it's "oh sweetie this is just you being a classic type 4". any kind of complaint, no matter how reasonable it is, is framed back to you as a consequence of an innate set of personality traits, rather than a response to your environment. this is possible no matter what personality type system you use. including 'personality disorders' as described in the dsm

ESPECIALLY including the dsm

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

behold, context

Asked and answered

Love me a character that goes "Don't just internalize your trauma. Externalize it. Make your trauma everyone else's problem. Murder some guys about it maybe. And whatever you do, never ever stop being interpersonally unpleasant to be around."

Give me a bitch that sucks and I'm all over them.

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

you could never translate The Silt Verses into polish because "sacrifice" and "victim" are the same exact word and that would render the entire worldbuilding obsolete

you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built