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TT post by @ nikitadumptruck.
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Anonymous asked:
When I was doing mandatory service for the Brazilian military, there was this punishment for saying jargon wrong. Basically the informal Portuguese word for gun cartridge is "bala" (it's related to Latin belli and so and such) and the brass fucking hated you if you called it that since they much preferred you calling it a "cartucho" which is the jargon for cartridge (case, propellant, projectile, and primer). It just so happens that a word in Portuguese for "candy" is also "bala" (completely different etymology btw) and if you called any cartridge a "bala" at any point, one of the sargents would put a massive fucking rifle casing and bullet in your mouth and order you to suck it like a caramel candy for the entire day. Anyway, my platoon referenced that a lot when we sucked each other off. Good way to keep up morale that was, I even still have some of their phone numbers.
life could be so beautiful
Reblogged anreill
ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit
Technically most moss is outside the international space station
Reblogged anreill
avoidance has saved me from everything it's also killed me a hundred million times
Reblogged socialistexan
A good rule of thumb whenever a non-fiction author has "Dr." or "Phd" next to their name on the cover is to check if:
- Their doctorate is real and from an accredited institution
- Their doctorate is relevant to the subject matter of the book
Example 1:
Kent Hovind is not a doctor. He's a creationist conman. His "doctorate" comes from the unaccredited Christian diploma mill "Patriot University". The "propaganda in science textbooks" he's talking about is the theory of evolution.
Example 2:
Vivian King's Phd is in engineering science. She has no formal education in psychology, psychiatry, sociology, or any other field relevant to the subject matter of the book.
An author doesn't have to be an academic to have valuable insight and information to share. But if they are presenting themselves as an academic to seem more legit, but their credentials are fake or misleading, it's a big red flag.
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I consider myself an introvert & an anxious person in general but I genuinely don’t get guys who say they don’t know how to speak to women.
Step one: find beautiful women
Step two: be nice to her
If she is your friend now, present her with tokens of affection. Stay 9 feet apart at all times.
If she spurns your advances, die in war. Die in war for her honor. Die. Die on a lonely battlefield, thousands of miles away because she never returned your letter. Little did you know, I, your nemesis, had intercepted the letter, and made my own.. edits 😈 now she is on a different battlefield, thousands of miles away, dying for you. Dying for your honor. You fucking idiot. I got you two good this time.
Fuck yes!
Reblogged alienjaes
so's the truck :D
this post made me remember that the word so’s exists
i say it 24/7 but i’ve never written it like that. crazy
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Reblogged bimbinis
beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day
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Reblogged mlarayoukai
men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers
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audio On 😂😂😂
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Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit
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ohhhhh... its called the matrix cuz it "may tricks" your mind !