you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

Time.

I'm totally not crying I pawmise

Will websites implode on themselves if they don’t move the buttons around every month or what

all i ate yesterday was pussy and taco meat i think i’m winning in the protein department 🫡

Quote of the day

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

Than with wings is canon now huehuehue

Wings inspired by @konigsberg's fic here

Let's observe with mama

I love soulmates but also this-

#PBS teaches kindness and inclusion, which are threats to abusive paternalism.

there's a bird on the conclave livestream getting his 5 minutes of fame

wait it's a family with a baby. love...