If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will catch a fish and give it to you and it will feed you for a day. The both of you do this over and over. You catch a fish one day and give it to him to eat and the next day, he does the same for you. You each eat a single fish once every two days. This is the secret to weight loss.
NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!! NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!! NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!! NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!! NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!! NOT HOW YOU CUT IT!!
Posting on 1/13/2026
accidentally got a site's ai assistant bolted down, and I do believe I was personally responsible for it, if only because I found out how to ask it for clothing suggestions in just such a way that it kept trying to find visions of hell in its stock and describing offerings of assorted red and pink scarves as like, insect-mutilated infants
like I do really think I might be at fault if they ever looked at the logs and saw what happened
hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed malware.
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
I HAD THAT INSTALLED WTF
I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.
I cast a wicked spell that transforms you into a single smithereen
How am I ever gonna get blown now :(
Collectively with other smithereens
my name is yucky chicken juice and im want all of your fridge ok! yes through the plastic bag! thank you!
*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!
I love the second panel, mithrun's past self looking at him like "this bitch..." is so incredible ryoko kui it's a shame you'll be known for writing one of the most rich and detailed fantasy settings in all of manga bc you're so good at writing visual gags
whats the best cuss word
100 percent it's "dipshit", most perfect combination of words ever
dicksneeze, knucklefucker, cocksock, assmunch, dickweed, etc
come on Mar you're better than "dipshit"
you sound like an episode of hazbin hotel
there's always some bullshit happening on reddit
