literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards
Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech
Collectives are checking people's phones, people are being arrested.
Do not go out unless you have to
And erase anything related to the news from your phone
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
It’s monday
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically
Welcome to Dick Grayson Anniversary Week 2026! From April 6th to 12th, we’ll be celebrating 86 YEARS OF DICK GRAYSON 🐦 with the following amazing prompts you voted for:
💙 DICK GRAYSON ANNIVERSARY WEEK 2026 PROMPTS 💙
Day 1: Identity Porn | Batfam vs Spyral Crew vs Titans | Court of Owls Day 2: Royalty AU | Dick Adopts Damian | The Heart of the DCU Day 3: Circus | Dick & Damian & Stephanie as Dynamic Trio | Wings Day 4: Touch-Starved | Haley as a Service Dog | First Responder AU Day 5: Underestimated | Reverse Robins!Dick | “I like being tied up!” Day 6: Earth-Two/Earth 2 | Unplanned Baby Acquisition | Undercover Day 7: Canon Divergence | A Celebration of 86 Years | Hallucinations
‘A Celebration of 86 Years’ is the free prompt. You have 3 months to create your works. 🥁
🤺OPTIONAL EXTRA CHALLENGE🤺
Eldest Daughter Syndrome
A few words from the bingo blackout winner: While Dick is a decidedly male character despite some feminine or androgenous traits in canon, fandom has been treating him as the eldest daughter since at least Battle for the Cowl by putting him under emotional pressure, high expectations, and making him responsibile for any bad actions perpetuated by other male characters. If Dick does not meet impossible standards, he is infantilized and vilified. I'm challenging my fellow participants to instead showcase the resilience and strength Dick has in common with the eldest daughters of the DC Universe.
The optional extra challenge can be used throughout the 2026 event.
18+ and interested in discussing Dick Grayson? Join the Green Booty Shorts Discord Server.
And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
THEY ARE SO CUTE
OH MY GOD
"Because I Love You" by Lex Marie.
She spent hours upon hours just beating the canvas with a belt...
when you look at the finished painting, you can almost see letters - but there aren't any. It's all noise. a lot of adults process this sort of beating by insisting there is a lesson in it. with the title and artist statement in mind, it's like they're trying to read a message of love written in that chaotic canvas.
Some illustrations inspired by my favourite pathologic fanfiction ever - Just The Beginning by novaeangliae on ao3. These are not exact scenes from the fic (although heavily inspired!) but more so me trying to capture the amazing vibe of this piece of writing. Even though I am usually a tragedy and sadness lover, this warm fanfiction has really captivated me! If you like pathologic you should really check it out!
Experimenting with my new medium
every day I learn bot comments on ao3 are stooping lower and lower
anyway if you get a comment like this, chances are that they are bot and their goal is to do whatever it takes to get you to delete your work, most certainly (from what I’ve heard) it’s because they want to “safely” steal your work, use it to train their ai without you being able to rightfully claim ownership of your work since “there’s no proof that the work was stolen/was posted elsewhere first by you” because the original source has already been deleted.
THEY ARE ALL BOTS. at first it was “ao3 is deleting fics and your entire account will be affected unless you delete the fics yourself” then it was “this work contains contents that are illegal and they have already reported you and your fic to the police” (yes, that’s how desperate these bots are), and now it’s this.
report their comments to ao3 for spam—in this case, specifically, I think you may be able to report them for harassment too—and don’t pay attention to them, most importantly don’t delete your works, don’t feel discouraged by their comments. remember that they are bots and they mass comment something like this on people’s works at random to get people to delete their works. (or even if they’re not bot, they are still pathetic bullies who don’t deserve your time or attention.)
MORE ABOUT BOTS AND SCAMS PLAGUING AO3’S COMMENTS SECTION HERE