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Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"
And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."
And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."
And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.
does anyone happen to want a supernatural the road so far new jersey saturday preferred seating ticket because i have one that i am desperately trying to give away because i just don’t have someone to go with me
pretty please someone take it it’s free and you’ll get a friend with it too (me, i swear i’m chill) pls pls pls i don’t want my money wasted i’d rather have someone who enjoys it take it than there be an empty seat next to me that i paid for 😭
scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
we finally got supernatural fanart
me: oh gosh i really hope my blog gives off kind and welcoming vibes in the supernatural fandom 🥺💕
also me: if you don't like castiel, aka light of my life... don't Talk to me. don't Look at me. don't even fucking Breathe in my direction bitch


