imagine writing couldnt be me

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dooflizard
stuffaboutminneapolis

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The standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Wooten’s refusal to comply with ICE was captured on video and posted to Facebook. 

The agents tried everything to intimidate the guard.

 “You can’t come back here, bro,” Wooten can be heard in the video saying to an agent wearing a mask and sunglasses. “I’m talking to your manager,” the agent said. Wooten responded: “No, you’re talking to security, I’m in charge.”

ICE left empty-handed. Wooten said he just stood his ground, “10 toes down.”

“I was doing my job like I’m supposed to,’’ Wooten said. “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. I just want to make my family safe because I’ve been here three years.”

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Source: facebook.com
raccoonmilf
raccoonmilf

It is still wild to me that I legitimately have to research in a bikini in order to effectively collect data.

And the reason being is that people (of all genders equally) perceive me as a threat otherwise.

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Threat vs not a threat

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People have said before that they are concerned I’m gonna get them in trouble, but I think the real reason folks get mean is that tourists effectively enter a liminal space when they go on vacations (especially American tourists on tropical vacations) and they don’t want anything to pull them out of that mindset.

So when I show up with a clipboard and wanting to talk while wearing an outfit that clearly says “I’m working, but not in any sort of position that exists in your vacation fantasy,” that pulls them out of the fantasy and they react negatively.

Meanwhile, if I’m dressed the same way everyone else is, even if I have a clipboard and want to talk about the same thing, I automatically become a wacky NPC who is part of the fantasy.

I no longer hear “It’s really weird that you’re just out here watching people” but instead “You get to lay on the beach all day and call it “work?” Hell yeah! Living the dream!”

raccoonmilf

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Yes I study raccoons. The critically endangered pygmy raccoons like to live at beach clubs. My current study is looking at interactions between tourists and/or tourism industry staff and the raccoons.

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thebaconsandwichofregret

Surely this is just environmental camouflage that let's you get closer to your subjects?

It's just as valid as when wildlife photographers cover themselves in netting with twigs and leaves attached or hide inside a fake rock right?

cabingrlandrandomcrap

I love how we all glossed over the idea of a pygmy raccoon

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raccoonmilf

Yeah, this is Mama, a full grown pygmy raccoon. They are a completely separate species than common raccoons. Their scientific name is Procyon pygmaeus and they are a critically endangered species. There are only around 120 left in the world and they are only found in the island of Cozumel in Mexico. I, tumblr user raccoonmilf and the creator of Dashcon, am the only United States citizen legally allowed to research them. I am currently studying how pygmy raccoons are impacted by direct human activity within the tourism industry.

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The Butterfly Boy: a Fairytale.

A fairytale about the feeling of waiting on the edge of massive existential societal tragedies you are powerless to prevent, the way that we scapegoat the victims of broader societal failures as if they were the Cause, and the way that we treat children who will never grow into a "conventional" adulthood.

Thank you to everyone who followed along as I was sharing the pages for these past couple months! <3 :_:

holeodemony
chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

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chongoblog

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sorry!

c0rpseductor

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

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all in a days work! *passes out*

catgirl-bimbo

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

catgirlvoid

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

kipplekipple

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Fire

jo3mm

dude my house

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sassychaostrash

This is the best addition everyone go home

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runawaymarbles
glowstickhaloboy

GOD the ending of the martian (the movie) makes me so fucking mad compared to the ending of the martian (the book)


the martian the movie: i am the professor of badassery. you yourself can be badass too if only you learn to be completely self-reliant and say fuck you to everything

the martian the book: i am on a ship home. i am on a ship home because the entire world cared about me when by all rights i should have been a lost cause. long-standing borders were ERASED so teams of people who had never met could do EVERYTHING possible to save one solitary member of their species instead of leaving me to die where i should have been unreachable. it wasnt even anybody’s fault that i got stuck. they had every excuse to abandon me. instead, BECAUSE WE ARE A COMMUNITY…. maybe we do really deserve to be here among the stars

solarishashernoseinabook
keplercryptids

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(image description: five images of black capitalized text on gray background that reads: Alt Text Unavailable For This Image.)

reminder that this is the typical online experience for blind folks.

imagine if your dash, your Twitter feed, your fb looked like this. imagine if someone shared a photo with the comment “omg so cool!” and the above was all you could see. now imagine this happened hundreds of times. imagine that this was your normal experience interacting online.

add image descriptions to every image that you share. here and on every other social media platform. every time.

access is love!

solarishashernoseinabook

ALSO

  • Don’t put your image descriptions under a cut, because 1) not all screen readers interpret them properly and 2) content under a cut is really easy to accidentally lose forever (like, say, if you deactivate or change your url)
  • Don’t use small text - it’s not accessible to all screen readers, or to people who use other accessibility aids (magnified text, inverted colours, etc)
  • Write the description directly under the image you’re describing - there’s one popular post on here that starts with an image, adds several paragraphs of text talking about the image, and only then describes the image at the bottom
  • Please label your descriptions! I’ve seen a few unlabelled ones that just transcribe the text in an image and if I didn’t have context for it I’d think the original poster was replying to the image instead of describing it