zerogeek:

rex-luscus:

I’m baffled by those posts by kids marveling that anyone over 25 would be on tumblr. they don’t offend me, they just raise all sorts of questions. like, what IS tumblr, in their eyes? and why do they think it’s so inherently youthful? do they consider it fun and silly and thus not suitable for “old people” who must eschew all fun silly things? or do they think it’s an idiotic waste of time and thus not of interest to adults with “adult interests” who spend their time seriously and substantively? 

cuz i got news either way: adulthood is just as dumb and pointless as youth was. as an adult, you will need silly, stupid shit to distract you from your suffering just as much as you did before - probably more so! if you think you’ll magically turn into a serious person who has their shit together and isn’t amused by inanities, think again. you’ll still laugh at dumb memes when you’re 40, i’m sorry to tell you. this is it - for better or worse, adult-you will still be you.

I’m 37 years old and have spent an hour today just reblogging puns that made me laugh

Still be here when I’m 67

miraculousfinn:

if you think you’re “enlightened” or “modern” for mocking religious people for believing in god/gods, the afterlife, reincarnation, prayer, etc., then i hate to break it to you but you’re actually just an asshole

persona-nongrata:

I only watch culturally important films, like the Academy Award winning classic Suicide Squad.

catie-does-things:

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje did not spend hours in the makeup chair every day being turned into Killer Croc for ya’ll to whine that Suicide Squad won an Oscar for dying Jared Leto’s hair green.

Anonymous asked: I'm so lost. What happened with Moonlight?

chavvesty:

amy adams used Dark Magic on the envelopes backstage but unfortunately instead of handing out divine retribution in the best actress category she was so hammered from the gin she’d put in her couture beer can hat she messed with the best picture ones instead. while she doesn’t have the best grasp on the darks arts or her powers just yet, what can i say, i’m still proud of her and i believe that one day her hex game will be on point.

psychojello:

I miss the 2000s because there were so many fashion trends and moments when it was encouraged to look like a hot-ass mess. The Instagram age is this weird era of control and perfection and “eyebrows on fleek” blah blah like I miss when everyone walked around with last night’s eyeliner still on while wearing 25 stupid accessories at once dressed like you slept in trash or whatever.