the lion does not sleep tonight or most nights because he has insomnia and it's hard to get a full eight hours

The lion very much wishes to steal tomorrow's waking hours for himself right now, even though the lion knows better and should have gone to bed ages ago

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

Your Honor, as you can clearly see we really should wrap this up so my client can go home and eat a delicious bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos™!!

Was talking to my uncle about wanting to become a library page and he asked me what was I gonna become next, a chapter?

The Sam standee is in Saddam Hussein's hiding spot!

I am so genuinely upset that it's a buckle and not a zipper.

and for my final trick i will be playing the entire 36 questions discography, song along to all of it, and ignore everything going on around me

aita post except it’s just the plot of 36 Questions

horrifying sentence

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment