new jersey's favorite doe-eyed goth

theimprobabledreamersworld:

weasley-detectives:

thatmichaelguy2399:

mydesignispeople:

lavender-shark:

starrypawz:

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

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In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

p-clodius-pulcher:

sometimes i can still hear him orating

lymphonodge:

mosshound:

lymphonodge:

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

*tamp tamp*

6666666666666666699999999999999:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

mrsterlingeverything:

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

beachytablecloth:

ID: a screencap from Make Some Noise. Zac Oyama stands at his podium with an unsure look on his face.ALT

me after i do or say literally anything

reallyreallyreallytrying:

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

ahotknife:

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

contemptible-scoundrel:

[aspiring highway bandit voice] oh yes absolutely your decentralized anticiv pastoral utopia with no form of organized or regulated transport of goods sounds incredible

egberts:

rosecolouredheart:

egberts:

forget recession pop. we are recession posting. everyone get funnier immediately

we’ve been recession posting since livejournal. it’s the damn economy’s turn to improve 😭

i immediately rescind my post because your point is so good

Frank Copley's Catullus translation, open to 31-33, with an open Trojan wrapper as the bookmarkALT

Using the bookmark I feel he would want me to

grox:

sashasurname:

grox:

My power allows me to deduce the weight of fruits by picking them up and weighing the fruits

okay?

exitwound:

There’s a hole in my heart that’s why I know In a past life I was a maraschino cherry