The One Who Lifts Dreams Up Into The Sky

teaboot:

polpotpie:

What if water didn’t have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you’ve taught me to count blessings I didn’t know were mine

sentientsky:

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repeating this to myself forever and ever

corrupttheconscience:

sleepiestarchivist:

Happy April fools to this tiktoker and this person alone. I can’t listen to The First Step without laughing my ass off thinking about this stupid goddamn video

@spudsaaa

dragongirlsweetie:

it’s actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn’t have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

the-davest-of-uncles:
“pipistrellus:
“ rhube:
“ I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young...

the-davest-of-uncles:

pipistrellus:

rhube:

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

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