What if water didn’t have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
you’ve taught me to count blessings I didn’t know were mine
Happy April fools to this tiktoker and this person alone. I can’t listen to The First Step without laughing my ass off thinking about this stupid goddamn video
it’s actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn’t have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol