Bro. (Sexually charged)
Reblogged aslutsdiiiary
Reblogged segamascott
Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object
Reblogged knightclubbing
Alright, FINE, my liege. I’ll take off my helmet and come sit on the ground by your throne but ONLY because you asked me to. And NOT because you scratch my head. That’s completely unrelated.
Reblogged shetheyslain

please-let-me-be-horny-for-real
Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.
jeez these gap employees are hardcore
Reblogged segamascott
Sex is when im in your head and youre in mine


