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dillpicklepanic

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She/her - 30s - Anything you like - bisexual sub zone - dillpicklepanic on AO3, I write nasty porn and nastier plot

Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

In some ways, it's helpful that several Dramione/Tomione writers disturbingly chose the horrific murder of Renee Good as the time to hard launch themselves as publicly MAGA and intolerant.

Before, you might have reblogged them and read them because you didn't know the kind of people they are.

But now, you do.

Voting for chapter 1 of IKON is closed. We've got a clear and obvious winner!

Big giant THANK YOU to everyone who participated, especially those who took the time to submit a wild card suggestion with their vote! I wanted to highlight a few of my favorites:

"Hermione ignores his hand and rubs up against him like a cat." -anon

"Handholding is so lewd!!! SLAP IT AWAY." -illsapele

"She goes in for one of these bad boys but he sneers in disgust instead :(" -foolishlywandwaving

"She sneezes into her hand and smugly offers it to Tom." -Titansfall56

An uneven line of bent over, mangled hostages twitched in the soggy grass before him, but he never took his eyes off Hermione. ”I so look forward to holding onto your pretty neck again by the evening,” he laughed, smearing worthless blood off of his chin with the back of his hand. “What say you, Princess?”

36k, complete, medieval AU, dark, top tier ♡

artwork by Emilien Grimberg

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