Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

i get so gay off that dr pepper

spiritual successor to my email post

Harvesting my wheat

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

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The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

Si hombre pero que dise tu

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle