*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

I have been looking for this post for YEARS.

Til the room smells like grape surgery. Lol!

Well, this is going to be a whole rant. Buckle up and click the readmore once you've got your thinking cap secure on your nogging:

why did she say this

happy who up inking they splat zone saturday

happy who up inking they splat zone sunday

ℹ️Useless coworker would like to leave early

Filled with joy atm💙

Bikini bunny boy

Filled with joy atm💙

Bikini bunny boy

stupid stolen video from twitter has me in tears it’s so dumb but at the same time

9/100

Judgement stare

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy

will tumblr let me keep this up?

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

yknow its a shame that cave johnson died of moon dust poisoning because caroline should've gotten to kill him herself

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.