the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

Yay

with my reblog, I give you balance.

edit: and just like that... it's gone.

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)

Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.

Hopefully not at the same time.

Like for the goat to

burn. Reblog for people to

fuck inside the goat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

me: idk i'm kinda lonely in london

my american friend: you were abandoned by LA lesbians as a baby. they loved you but Hades stole you and turned you british. come home. if you can prove yourself a true hero your american lesbian goddesshood will be restored

if i hauve to sit through one more a.i. in education workshop i'm going to mcfuckin lose it

"you can give feedback with a.i.!" "look at what flint came up with!" "it makes grading essays so much easier!"

My mom’s a Special Ed teacher and she legit had to get up in the middle of a seminar and tell the presenter that no, you CANNOT have an AI write your IEPs, since they’re legal documents

one of the other teachers was talking about using flint k12 to modify feedback for a kid with dyslexia and i could literally feel my soul leaving my body. like what have we become. we are putting the educational fate of our kids with learning disabilities in the hands of a machine that does not even know what the words it's spitting out means. how is it supposed to help them when it cannot process human language and is instead spitting out the result of statistical probabilities. these are the students who need our real human support most. is this thing on. hello

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

wahhhhh its being set up!! 🥺

When she says it had a smurf village gender ratio, it's possibly even funnier and sadder than you could have thought. The article doesn't specify, but I keep hearing that out of 8000 users, less than 50 appeared to be women.

Holy fuck, I’m dying. Imagine being this bad at cybersecurity. How is the rest of 2026 supposed to compete?

Here‘s the full talk, check the setting in the video player for other languages:

The Heartbreak Machine - Nazis in the echo chamber

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

some real hits in here

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

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