"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

It's so cool how autocorrect just changes correct words to wrong ones now

The most beautiful woman on the planet isn't an actress or model she's your Tumblr mutual

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

Cast iron rat kiss... cast iron rat bliss...

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

I’m fine

I need divine intervention

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right