Abacadabra! I've conjured another Good Morning out of thin air!!!

girl wooga is hiring

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

noelle isn't smiling in her dark world sprite because she feels like she always has to smile in hometown, whereas she has no such compulsion in a new place like the dark world, send post

the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard

anyway put some frozen raspberries in a bowl and pour just a leetle bit of cold oat milk over it and the oat milk will semi-freeze into a kind of ice cream texture. and now you have fake raspberry ripple ice cream that's 90% raspberries by volume

they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people

Flesh of my flesh

Generational differences!

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

this is so fucking cute

average Seattle polycule living situation or something

fucking double decker couch

Ringside

it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people