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  • help, I can’t stop buying concert tickets

    • 3 years ago
    • 99 notes
    • #I've already been to 4 this year
    • #i have like 13 more lined up until October
    • #i feel like a chihuahua I'm so excited
    • #if i list all the artists in the tags will people be mad at me 💀
    • #doin it anyways
    • #the wonder years
    • #mitski
    • #hippo campus
    • #we were promised jetpacks
    • #bleachers
    • #rainbow kitten surprise
    • #frank turner
    • #COIN
    • #local natives
    • #the decemberists
    • #mt. joy
    • #shakey graves
    • #bear's den
    • #aaannndd that's it...for now
  • degenerate-mystery-inc-whore:

    thetomska:

    tiktoksformyfriends:

    [video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

    haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

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    There has NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this tweet

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    (via msgeniuspa)

    • 3 hours ago
    • 222213 notes
    • #this video and song has lived rent free in my head for years now
  • sensationaltrainreading:
“delgrosso:
“anasandorpygoscelis:
“constellationrose:
“ dinkywinks:
“ michaelmoonsbookshop:
“just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks
”
he did a little dance and for this crime...

    sensationaltrainreading:

    delgrosso:

    anasandorpygoscelis:

    constellationrose:

    dinkywinks:

    michaelmoonsbookshop:

    just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks 

    he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

    They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

    family album

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    (via pyrochoresis)

    • 21 hours ago
    • 197963 notes
    • #getting a new animal + hat tattoo on the 30th
    • #it's gonna be a penguin in an aviator hat
    • #i am so incredibly excited
  • rollthehighlightswiththelowlifes:

    vocabulary-altering-posts:

    beggars-opera:

    Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how’s that newfound back pain going for ya babe

    PHRASE ADDED!

    • LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
    • LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
    • DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

    STOP!!

    I Lost My Contact!

    (via pyrochoresis)

    • 21 hours ago
    • 47547 notes
  • charlizetheronsbush-official:

    tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.

    at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.

    (via swoop2themoon)

    • 21 hours ago
    • 33377 notes
  • redstonedust:

    love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

    (via grimmseraph)

    • 21 hours ago
    • 69769 notes
    • #portal
  • simpforsix:

    honestly the main reason i care about harm reduction is that i believe addicts are deserving of life. “what if they don’t get clean?” they still deserve to live. “what if they don’t contribute?” they still deserve to live. “what if they ‘abuse’ the system?” they still deserve to live.

    addicts deserve to live by virtue of them being human. nothing will change that. nobody deserves to die of an overdose.

    (via grimmseraph)

    • 22 hours ago
    • 17092 notes
  • not100bees:

    not100bees:

    It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

    Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can’t move.

    (via ukulelekatie)

    • 22 hours ago
    • 31282 notes
  • kateammann:

    Digital illustration of a pigeon holding a white piece of paper in its beak that says “be nice to pigeons!”.ALT

    Be nice to pigeons! 🐦

    (via ukulelekatie)

    • 23 hours ago
    • 4897 notes
  • frog-memes:

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    (via swoop2themoon)

    • 23 hours ago
    • 29425 notes
  • lizardsister:

    you’re laughing. the rugrats are lost in paris and you’re laughing.

    (via slugirlfriend)

    • 23 hours ago
    • 48111 notes
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