IF KANATA CAN PASS ALL HIS CLASSES AND NOT BE IN REMEDIAL STUDIES EVEN WITH HIS UNWILLINGNESS TO GO TO SCHOOL OR STUDY, THEN SO CAN I

I WILL NOT LOSE TO THIS BRAT

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(EDIT: realized my pinned should not just be for me so here are my carrd and strawpage for more actually worthy pinned info until I make a new pinned)

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Tumblr math:

Block 1 porn bot = follower count drops by 2

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I remember being in religion class after watching a video about abstinence (something they DID encourage) and my teacher (nun) started talking about gay people and saying that it’s sinful the way most Christians treat gay people and that “everyone is made in gods image and there’s nothing wrong with being gay.” “Except for bisexuals. They are greedy pigs and need to make up their mind.” And I was like 😳 but she was the only one saying that.

Literally the first thing I said walking out of that class to my best friend

bobacupcake:

2026 is the year of backing up your files

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Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You’re so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company’s values

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn’t give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I’m supposed to be normal about this? I’m bisexual

I hate losing the arguments in my head against people who don’t exist 😔

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hey don’t cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don’t cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

hey don’t cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don’t cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr’s own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

hey don’t cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

hey don’t cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don’t cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

hey don’t cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

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Magic Knight Rayearth (1993) by CLAMP

ditzyevie:

Maui Wowie

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socialmaya:

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. “You can’t expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—” BITCH I LOOKED UP “AHEGAO” FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

ALT

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What’s the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?

It fuken wimdy

I’m going to get a good grade in _____

Me, an intellectual

You’re telling me a _____ fried this rice?

_____, my beloved.

Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch.

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serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

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we all know the making up a guy to get mad at phenomenon but what about the making up a YOU to get mad at phenomenon?

it’s nearly impossible to make a post on here critiquing peoples approach to an issue without someone writing a rant based on what they’ve decided is your life experience.

an example: my post simply saying “wanting a higher income isn’t an excuse to work for a U.S. defense contractor”. notes: “OP did you know not everyone’s college degree gives more career options” (I have no degree) “OP forgot not everyone has a better financial option” (I make minimum wage) “OP has no idea…” [continues to list things I am completely aware of]

i’m not sure what to call this particular form of self-centeredness other than a victim complex cloaked in progressivism but it drives me INSANE

when making a post on here make sure to attach a google doc that has your medical history, history of employment, and list of traumatic experiences

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Day 3: Main Five

Ough I’m drawing so slowly idk if I can catch up lmao

tlirsgender:

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tlirsgender:

Some of you think of Cops as kind of a symbolic figure representing “telling you what to do” & you’re Posting things like “acab includes fandom discourse” and I thuink the 80% white website needs to remember the reason why we hate cops is because they kill people

We hate cops because they’re a weapon for enforcing the state’s interests through violence. Like, they kill & imprison people. The antis don’t have a Quite Literal boot on your neck please god log off or talk to a Black person or something

To be SO fair like really generous there is something to be said for unlearning the habit of figuratively “policing” other people especially in the context of, like, not being a fucking snitch, “kill the cop in your head” etc etc, but can we not completely lose the plot re: what cops Are

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They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together