mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor
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“Not going if I don’t know what parking is like” the people crave public transit.
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Was trying to find a specific tweet but this search term is suggesting a reactionary Doug Walker
Hellooooo I am the nostalgia fascist, I selectively remember and misconstrue it so you 🫵 can be angry at something
this is the tweet you were looking for by the way
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We gotta stop treating all viewpoints as equal because some of us aren’t even interacting with the same reality at this point
#BelieveWomen
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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.
