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Sarah - 26 - she/her

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carolsturka:

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they said this to helly r

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flowerbobatea:

redstonedust:

it’s usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

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lustcannibalism:

lustcannibalism:

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

tags that read "you continue" in response to the original post. underneath is a gif of a zombie from the game Dark Souls seated against a wall with a sword in one hand beating his head furiously and rocking back and forthALT
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bgm05:

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the fact that this was tweeted from an ipad makes this 3x funnier

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ratliker1917:

ratlicker1917:

ratliker1917:

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

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captain-price-unofficially:

“beating a dead horse” isn’t as pointless as you might think. its one of the simplest ways to get horse pulp

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arctic-hands:

captain-price-unofficially:

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This is how everyone should be referring to Twitter.

[Image Description: headline by Financial Times that says “Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter”, with the byline “A look inside Musk’s big tent”. End I.D]

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jelloapocalypse:

laboradorescence:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

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This is what the vertical video format was invented for

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