Mules are such perfect animals God had to nerf them by making them 99% infertile so they would remain good and true and not succumb to hubris
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Reblogged batmanisagatewaydrug
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting
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Reblogged midnigtartist
“imagine your otp”
i do. always. in literally every scenario.
Reblogged horsefigureoftheday
"beating a dead horse" isn't as pointless as you might think. its one of the simplest ways to get horse pulp
Reblogged horsefigureoftheday

One day... I'll be a fine bottle of glue
Reblogged blackbackedjackal
something is wrong with my hamster



