Unmute !

This is how I hold a pen in case you were wondering

git gud

Step aside, boys

>using hands.

plebs.

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

destroyer of leaves

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

dads the same in all universes 

My favorite Titan subclasses in Destiny 2

Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

Make room for the best boy

(via)

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4

and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room

Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

highlighting @werewolf-boi 's threatening tags

Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

I love this energy