I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

oh nothing much just been releasing ghouls

i wanna be a rat for renn faire this year and kinda want to make a bunch of these little guys to have all over my outfit

here is one made with a fluffier pipecleaner, idk which i like better. might just make a variety

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rat bouquet anyone?