my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ….cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool
Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . … Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …
kissing girls is good for your mental health, trust me, i have a phd in lesbian
me, applying makeup in the mirror: wow i look pretty today!
the ghost of donna tartt that haunts my vanity: beauty is terror. what we call beauty we tremble before. the true, awesome, terrible beauty of the ancient world contains as much distress and anguish, as much grotesquerie as it does perfection
me: please, donna, i have class in 20 minutes, i just want to put on some mascara
i want to be husband!!!!! i want to bake a pie and build a shelf for my husband!!!!!
Colette (2018), dir. Wash Westmoreland
2jp:
me every friday night
is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
is this who now
this is all getting BORING i need to fall in love like right now







