“I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve” drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.
the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it’s here for you for free
i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake
MADE! Definitely a keeper recipe. I did Half earl gray tea and fresh orange juice (and zest) for the liquid. Made cream cheese frosting to top following joshua weissman’s carrot cake recipe just subbed heavy cream for more fresh orange juice (cause i didn’t have heavy cream lmao) And sprinkled some cinnamon on top.
Very good! Make this cake to get a good cake and say fuck you to nyt (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says “dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes”
a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says “they’re long enough.”
orchidmantiss-deactivated202410:
I treasure our mutualship
theyre making another movie
I won’t let them.
I was looking through some stuff about Max and his cats and some of the headlines are just beautiful…
Crazy cat lady Max officially makes it to the sport section:
Lists every CAT in the world. Not every breed, every cat! He is on a first name basis with them presumably
And brutal but made me giggle
please promise me fandom won’t disappear entirely into discord servers, i’m too old and employed for that
i hate writing i love it but i hate it but i love it but i hate it but i love it but i hate