group halloween costume idea: one of us dressed as a zombie one of us dressed as a pirate one of us dressed as a ninja four of us dressed as schoolgirls
A thing that often goes underrepresented is that Karkat can tell accurately and almost immediately when he's being flirted or otherwise crushed on
hell he had a single five minutes conversation with Meenah and came out of it with the opinion that she's a little too forward despite her not even hinting at her weird obsession with him
freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame
"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
palpatine straight up told anakin he was a sith lord and anakin was like well. this is a lot to process so im going to go fetch my boss and we’ll come back in about half an hour and murder you so don’t go anywhere and palpatine didn’t you have to admire the man
palpatine is the best villain of all time bc he's the classic master manipulator who pits his enemies against each other without lifting a finger by preying on their weaknesses but normally those types of villains have the caveat that once their bullshit get exposed it's a simple matter of slapping handcuffs on them bc they're like weak old CEOs or whatever
but our boy sheev? when his plans don't go perfectly he's just like oh well and starts zapping fuckers to death bc he's also the most powerful old prune in the galaxy and he could just kill everyone around him if he gets bored
like luke throwing away his lightsaber and declaring himself a jedi was great but you know that luke kinda thought that was it, the crotchety old emperor doesn't have vader to fight for him anymore courtesy of luke cutting off vader's hand for possibly the fortieth time in anakin's life, so it's smooth sailing until lando destroys the death star and blasts them all to kingdom come, but then palps is like aw shucks no new apprentice can't blame a guy for trying and just starts deep frying luke for shits and giggles and our poor twink is like THIS ISN'T ONE OF THE THINGS I THOUGHT THE FORCE COULD DO ABORT ABORT ABORT
and with mace and co arriving at sheev's office to bring him in for being dark catholic it's functionally the equivalent of a scooby doo villain of the week getting unmasked by the gang but then he just starts snapping necks
well everybody in the past is dead and we're all still here so far so i think we're doing Something right at least😁👍
americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
americani per favooore. per favore uccidete elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americani! per favore. Per favore !!! uccidete elon musk. non vi ricordate la pistola.. ? bang bang ? il vostro gioco preferito..? Americani... per favore. 😔🙏 vi siete dimenticati la vostra divinità locale, capitan america: uccidi i nazisti??? americani !! so che ce la potete fare 🥺🙏 per favore americani..
Americanos por favooor. Por favor maten a Elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏americanos! Por favor. Por favor !!! Maten a Elon musk. No recuerdan las armas.. ? Bang bang ? Su juego favorito..? Americanos... por favor. 😔🙏 olvidaron a su deidad local, el capitán América: matar nazis??? Americanos !! Se que pueden hacerlo 🥺🙏 por favor americanos..
amerikkalaiset joooko. jooko tappakaa elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikkalaiset! jooko. Jooko !!! tappakaa elon musk. ettekö muista pyssyä.. ? bäng bäng ? teidän lempileikki..? Amerikkalaiset... jooko. 😔🙏 oletteko unohtaneet paikallisen jumalanne, kapteeni amerikka: tapa natseja??? amerikkalaiset !! Mä tiedän että pystytte siihen 🥺🙏 jooko amerikkalaiset..
āmricayiyā lotfannnn. lotfan elon musk-o bokoshīd 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 āmricayiyā! lotfan. Lotfan !!! bokoshīd elon musk-o. aslahe-ro yādetūn rafte.. ? bāng bāng ? bāzi-ye mored-e alaghatūn..? Āmricayiyā... lotfan. 😔🙏 āyā katkhoda-ye mahallitūn-ro yādetūn rafte, capitan-e āmrica: nāzi koshūn??? āmricayi-ya !! Midūnam ke mitūnin 🥺🙏 lotfan āmricayiyā..
amerykanie błagaaaam. błagam zabijcie elona muska 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerykanie! proszę. Błagam !!! zabijcie elona muska. nie pamiętacie pistoletu.. ? pif paf ? wasza ulubiona zabawa..? Amerykanie... proszę. 😔🙏 czy zapomnieliście o swoim lokalnym bóstwie, kapitanie ameryce: zabijaj nazistów??? amerykanie !! Wiem że możecie to zrobić 🥺🙏 proszę amerykanie..
les américains s'il vous plaaaait. s'il vous plait tuez elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 les americains! s'il vous plait. s'il vous plait !!! tuez elon musk. vous vous rappelez des pistolets.. ? pan pan ? votre jeu préféré..? les américains... s'il vous plait. 😔🙏 avez vous oubliez votre dieu, captain america: tuez les nazis??? les americains !! Je sais que vous pouvez le faire 🥺🙏 s'il vous plait les américains..
americanos por favooor. por favor matem o elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americanos! por favor. Por favor !!! matem o elon musk. não se lembram das pistolas.. ? bang bang ? o vosso jogo favorito..? Americanos... por favor. 😔🙏 esqueceram-se da vossa divindade local, capitão américa: mata nazis??? americanos !! Eu sei que conseguem 🙏 por favor americanos..
