god bless evil fucked up madoka and evil fucked up homura they make me laugh everytime i see them
you can hear the pain in that evil tweet from homura
I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute
my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.
he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”