I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised

ok my little VN piggy. you're doing great. after you're done with this route, you'll have to finish the other two. and remember, you won't cum until you show me the 100% CGS complete award, okay?

The Madoka Magica girls act the way they do largely because that’s what things are like when you’re 14. However for Homura, when you add up all the time she’s been in loops, she’s actually 26. You might think this means she has no excuse, but considering she’s been 14 years old for 12 years, I think she’s the most 14 any girl has ever been

taste my steel you stupid citrus