i must become A Weapon. An academic weapon

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

Yay

with my reblog, I give you balance.

edit: and just like that... it's gone.

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Oh, joy. How wonderful.

My gender is bipolar disorder it seems

shark celebrates Halloween.

yeah that checks out

@umbral-paladin @luigipowtumbl @drowninnoodles @jielikesfrogs @strangelycasualhorror @imnotactallycool

Ummm, ooooookaaay then…

My gender is yandere, I don’t know how to feel about this

@cutelover76 @emberthearsonist @stargazingdustbunny @pipittypro @anything-but-the-kitchen-sink @hungry-skeleton @alamuts-lair-of-madness

Uhhhh? Cool?

If interested/nf: @gremlinlotusannonhere @thegrinningghost @raining-king-of-ithacaa

HELL YEAH

@x0xastarothx15x @stars-and-sharks

My gender is locking in to beat you up.

Honestly yeah that feels about right

Yeah...

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

I had to do it.

I've been put in the tank 😔

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

you have to love her. you have to

Baby Alpine

Spider-Man fighting for his life to keep up his PG persona when out on patrol with Deadpool

Because he’s nearly 30 and fucking hates himself for deciding to be family friendly over 10 years ago

He’s allowed to find his boyfriend hot and there’s no (or not much) shame in thinking he looks good handling weapons, all bloody and sweaty

The way he ruthlessly knocks out opponents (murder isn’t cool kids) and lets their unconscious bodies drop to the ground without a second glance, because he’s normally too busy looking for the next target or looking at Spidey

Peter has to settle with silent staring and fidgeting with his gloves to make sure he doesn’t do anything about it

What’s worse is that Deadpool doesn’t have this problem

His brand is running his mouth

He doesn’t hold his punches, he says what’s on his mind, and that only exacerbates the issue

Because Peter wants to shut him up

Spider-Man waves at the public and smiles for photos before dragging Wade away to one of their apartments or a rooftop or an alleyway or literally anywhere without prying eyes and shoves Deadpool against a wall, tugging their masks off and kissing him hard while telling Wade all he wished he could do in the moment

He also tells Wade to shut up, to stop talking to him like that when he can’t do shit about it, to stop looking so good when he fights

And Deadpool grins against Peter’s mouth and lets him manhandle him, shove him around, push him down, bite his jaw and down his neck between kisses because Wade loves Peter like this and, despite what he may say, Spidey loves getting worked up and he loves that Wade just takes it

context (via @mellorocket)

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

Source: instagram

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

Diplomoceras (the clippy) and Pseudocenoceras