Hey look I’m making a pinned post!
It’s pretty much just a link to my Ao3. Go read my stuff and leave comments please.
Hey look I’m making a pinned post!
It’s pretty much just a link to my Ao3. Go read my stuff and leave comments please.
I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”
Anonymous asked:
heyy bunjy can you tell us about your favourite things from the deeps?
bunjywunjy answered:
it varies depending on the day, but I’m a real fan of the stoplight loosejaw and the black swallower!
the stoplight loosejaw is a gamebreaking aimbot of a fish that has re-evolved the ability to see the color red, and emit red light, in a deep sea world where red light simply is a thing that does not exist because it’s filtered out of the water column close to the surface.
coincidentally, many deep-sea organism have evolved red pigment because it’s biologically easier cheaper than black pigment to produce and it appears black under the fragment of blue light that makes it from the surface anyway, so what’s the difference?
nothing, if you’re not being hunted by a guy with an invisible flashlight who can also see the color you actually are. whoops.
the black swallower is a wrangly vorefish with an expandable stomach that it can use to eat prey up to twice its length and ten times its own mass! if you fit in the mouth, you’re dinner, period.
(you don’t fit in the mouth. he’s 8 whole inches long.)
I also really like tripod fish.
hehheehe look at him. he sit.

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes