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surprisebitch

you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing

may

okay

moist-baguette

what would you ladies like to drink?

surprisebitch

orange soda please

may

i’ll have the strawberry soda

surprisebitch

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sniffing

me too, strawberry soda

surprisebitch

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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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voidethered

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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onceuponakhaleesi

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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rootbeersweetheart

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-emeralds

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

howrutodayblog

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

somethingwickedthiswaylives

This is such a beautiful thing

haven-of-grunkles

Jesus christ

commanderchrist

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

mr-downer

yo what the fuck happened to this post

stargirl720

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

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qqchurch

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i saw a quote tweet with a TM Opera Crow edit on the new chicks but i haven't seen it since but still!! aslnfnsdnkfankfkdsfkaklfasn

yamada-ryo

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limbbreakerextremeceolovemaker

HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS "FUCK‐WEB"

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gokusclit

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Always thinking of this like they de-cuntified my girl

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roaldamundsen

more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari

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nigelgraz

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Red for anxiety and melancholy and possession and defeat