my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

"i don't understand Sports Ball can't we just ban athletics altogether xD" sentiments are obnoxious and twee at the best of times but in response to conversations about banning trans girls and women from athletics it's like. holy fuck can you Please read the room

Palestinian lesbian wedding. May 2022. by R U Okay. (source)

there calling it giggly three hour tgirl makout session & nobody knows what happens during

scientests have conjectured

Let's take the funny little blue pills with mama

incredible things happening in Ljubljana