hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

riding her dick cowgirl style while shaking my head to show i disagree with the settler-colonial and falsely idealized nature of frontier era north america

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Im fucking addicted to blanket

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

Your tax dollars at work

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

thinking about the time i took shrooms at the monterey bay aquarium, and they had this diorama of the ancient oceans with big plastic trilobites like very obviously attached to the floor by rods as they "swam" over the seafloor, and i stared at it for too long a time before going "oh my god this isn't real" and walking away somewhat teary eyed

im not just a steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up

hitting the optimize button in the equip menu is an implicit agreement to put on whatever the fairy recommends