GERRAN HOWELL as DENNIS WHITAKER THE PITT: S02E01 "7:00 A.M."

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how many times did dean winchester get knocked up in that fucking show

how many times did

dean winchester get knocked up

in that fucking show

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

something poetic about dennis being from a place called broken bow.

just had a vision of trinity in a shirt that says BRAT a la the charlixcx album and dennis in a matching one that just says RAT

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them

free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

@man1cpixiedreamcowboy got me thinking about autistic jack abbot.

jack abbot who never understood why sudden loud noises were so harsh to him, even before the PTSD.

jack abbot who takes things apart and puts them back together.

jack abbot who eats the same breakfast everyday, the same flavor of protein bar as close to 12 AM as he can get it, and drinks a sunny d around 5 to push him through the last of the night shift (a comforting drink from childhood).

jack abbot who buys the same shoes every three months and has no desire to try onclouds or hokas or whatever the fuck everyone else insists is better.

jack abbot who kinda hates being sweaty. he can compartmentalize that well enough at work but he will be damned if he’s not bone dry at home.

jack abbot who just wants to talk about napoleon with anybody who will listen. he really likes talking about pollinators too.

jack abbot who goes up to the roof so no one sees him meltdown and hit his head and yank his hair.

jack abbot who has had the same phone since 2017 and dreads the day it stops working.

jack abbot who didn’t even get diagnosed until his 40’s and then everything just kinda made sense.

jack abbot who lost his wife, the one person who understood all of this intuitively without the label or the explanation and had to establish a whole new routine without her.

i had this really diabolical thought like…. what if dennis’ new ID badge is finally ready this shift and robby decides to give it to him. and he just walks right up to him, doesn’t say anything, grabs the old one that identifies him as a student doctor, and like literally just unclips it from his pants. and dennis turns pink from head to toe, and then robby kicks the dog while he’s down because he grabs his scrubs and clips on the new one, patting his hip for good measure

Dana and Robby letting their puppies [Emma and Dennis respectively] have a playdate, giving them toys to share and treats when they play nicely.

Dana and Robby watching their puppies fuck on the floor, Whit mounting a perfectly presenting Emmy, driving his hips into her while he pants against the back of her neck, Emmy drooling on the carpet as her knees slowly slide further and further apart.

Dana and Robby cooing at them the entire time.

"Good boy, Whit. Does Emmy's little puppycunt feel good? She going to make you cum?"

"Emmy, baby, look at you. My perfect girl. Let Whit put his puppies in you like a good bitch, just let him fill you up, doll."

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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Dennis who has significant hearing loss after a farm accident as a kid.

Dennis who can’t afford working hearing aids, so makes do with a pair he found on Facebook marketplace.

Dennis who favours one side significantly, to the point of being convinced that everyone knows (they don’t), and they all must hate him for being useless (they don’t know).

Dennis who uses these janky hearing aids despite constantly giving him a migraine, because he can’t let anything compromise his chances of being a doctor.

Dennis who completely understands that Abbott needs a break from his prosthetic, and is often the first to volunteer to cover his charting in the middle of the shift.

Dennis who cannot give himself allowances, because he’s not properly disabled; not like Abbott is anyway.

Dennis whose hearing loss is “self inflicted” and therefore needs to deal with the consequences of his actions (he was six).

Dennis who absolutely will not let himself have hearing breaks in the middle of a shift, no matter how much pain his ears are in.

Dennis who can’t take his aids out at night because he sleeps in shelters, and his hearing is the first line of defence against an attack.

Dennis who recognises the symptoms of an ear infection, but can’t afford antibiotics and the hospital cracked down on “borrowing” medicine.

Dennis who collapses mid shift after a particularly bad bout of vertigo.

Dennis who doesn’t really remember much after this because the floor was suddenly very, very close, and he was suddenly very, very cold.

…

Robby who sees Dennis pass out on shift.

Robby who curses these damn med students for drinking too much caffeine and not eating enough food.

Robby who walks over to Dennis and tries to rouse him.

Robby who thinks Dennis looks a little too out of it for it to just be low blood sugar.

Robby who touches Dennis and notices he’s ice cold.

Robby who holds Dennis as he starts seizing.

Robby who catches a glimpse of white in his ear, surrounded by red, angry tissue.

Robby who swears loudly and violently when he realises “god-fucking-dammit he’s deaf”.

Robby who curses every god he knows the name of (and he knows a lot) for putting Dennis in this situation.

…

Dennis who wakes up with a very stressed Robby next to him, saying words like “septic shock” and “septic encephalopathy” and “infection spread” and “potential brain damage”.

Robby who raises his voice in frustration, and Dennis who flinches imperceptibly.

Robby who drags Dennis to audiologist appointments and forces him to pick multiple different types of aids so he’ll be comfortable wherever.

Robby who pays for the new aids, but lets Dennis think insurance covers them.

Abbott who forces Dennis to take hearing breaks whenever he takes leg breaks because he’s “bored” and “needs company”.

Abbott who, for the first time in Dennis’ life, sits him down and teaches him the ASL he learnt from his vet friends.

Dennis, who when he formally attends ASL lessons, realises he’s been taught to swear like a sailor, and his vernacular is entirely comprised of military slang.

Dennis who doesn’t understand why Robby and Abbott are being so nice about being deaf, and explains all about how it was his fault that he lost his hearing (he was six).

Abbott who gives Robby a look, and signs him up for therapy the next day.

Dennis, who comes to the realisation that the factors surrounding his hearing loss are heavily consistent with signs of child abuse.

Robby, who can only hug Dennis as he breaks down, mourning the childhood he thought he had.

Abbott, who makes him hot cocoa when he wakes up from nightmares and rocks him back to sleep,

And Dennis.

Who finally feels, for the first time in his life, he is not just tolerated, but wanted too.

I'm gonna be brave and put all my main controversial pitt takes in one post and if you hate them just dni and move on! it's fandom and character analysis it's really not that serious! I'm probably not going to tag everything mentioned and just tag it under the pitt because I don't wanna put hate under any ship tags, those should just be enjoyed by people who ship.

why is he standing up

i dont know if this is a safe place

Safe place to what?

Harkness test for the uninitiated:

It's essentially used to determine if a non-human or alien character could be considered an acceptable sexual partner.

Here's the famous visual reference:

Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness test, by these standards.

All that said - would.