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dw622

@dwclarinet622

28 non-binary pan poly relationship anarchy in CO. The normal queer stuff, ya know. Mostly funny stuff. Enjoy 😊

“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”

“Okay that makes sense”

Now explain it to a Japanese samurai from the year 1218

"do you know how waterwheels grind up grain in a water mill using the force of running water? We found a way to create a huge source of force that runs all the time and can transfer its force over long distance. I can tell you in more detail, but that's the basics. Now that is a chime that has a mechanism that one can press instead of having to open the door to let you know that you are waiting to be let in. It requires the transferred force to make the mechanism work and that wire is how we transfer the force to the chime."

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i love these sort of posts because they feel like a vision of a kinder and more thoughtful world that I wish more than anything was the mainstream instead of the exception

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

experiencing microaggressions apparently

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

knight accidentally pair-bonding with the local dragon

knight: I have come to slay thee foul creature! you shall rue the day you-

dragon (in the knights mind): damn she cute

knight: what

dragon: what

knight: SHE???

dragon: oh fuck she doesn’t know yet

knight: i don’t know WHAT yet

dragon: fuckkk she can hear me. chickens. think about eating chickens mmm tasty chicken meat

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

Should be illegal for wood to be this sharp

When you're removing a stiff veneer from cork furniture using a sharp metal tool, it is a cruel joke of the universe for the fucking cork to be the thing that slices your finger open

Derin you are a menace to yourself. It's a wonder you've survived this long

Got restless, figured I still have one uninjured hand, got back to work.

Fucking cork again.

Checks out

Everyone on this website is mean to me

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

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