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    Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image

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  • love when dogs come back to you with seeds stuck to them. lmao get used as dispersal idiot. that’s just what you get for snuffling the grasses

  • my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

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    European children waiting patiently on Hatemas Eve for Racism Claus to slur down the chimney and segregate all of their presents by colour.

  • the person who helped today when I fell out of my wheelchair actually did a really great job, so I want to share in case other people wonder what to do. [Note: this is not universal, this is merely a suggestion from one person, every wheelchair user's needs are different! I am a person who uses a manual chair usually pushed by someone else who is also disabled.]

    Scenario: you see someone in a wheelchair fall out of their chair, and you have the ability to help.

    1. Approach and ask "are you okay?"*

    2. Next question if they say no, are vague, or open to continuing conversation** is, "is there anything I can do to help?" Or "what can I do?"

    • If they say no to help, then that's the end, just leave and go do whatever you were doing!
    • If they ask for help or say they are mildly injured, ask "what would you like me to do?" And wait for an answer before doing anything! If they seem dazed or confused, they might have hit their head or had another medical event*, or they might just be like that due to regular disability. Be patient.

    Do not touch the person unless they say to, or they are like, unconcious in the middle of the road, ya know?? Wheelchair users usually have conditions that mean being handled improperly can severely injure us, you could cause much more damage than the fall.

    Some things they might need you to do:

    • Bring their wheelchair closer (mine went about 5 feet away after it dumped me)
    • engage the brakes of the wheelchair
    • hold wheelchair steady if it's an unsteady surface (mud, hill, ramp, wet, etc)
    • offer an arm for them to hold onto to get up (them grabbing you, not you grabbing them) or move another solid item closer for them to use (i.e. a chair) [only do this if you physically have the ability to!]
    • If the terrain is rough (i.e. a parking lot), they *might* ask you to push their chair to a more stable area once they are back in their chair
    • nothing
    • Something else

    Do what they ask, NOT what you think would be helpful. If for some reason you have to do something (i.e. you can't stop oncoming traffic and need to get them out) ASAP, tell them what you plan to do

    Keep in mind they might also be D/deaf, have a communication disability, be stunned after the fall, have a head injury, not trust other people, etc. Be patient and treat them as a person with autonomy and agency! They might need to just sit on the ground for a few minutes to recover before trying to get back in their chair. They might want everyone to leave them alone. They might ask you to call someone specific. Their chair might have broken and that can be extremely distressing. All of this is like if your legs spontaneously stop working when you're out and about!

    A lot of wheelchair users (NOT ALL) have ways to get into their chair on their own once the chair is close enough and brakes engaged (but it's hard from the ground!). Here's what brakes look like on a lot of manual wheelchairs, in case they ask you to lock the brakes. They're levers on each side and pushing the lever pushes a bar against the wheel to hold it still.

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    ID: A manual wheelchair with the brake levels circled in red and labeled "user brake levers"

    *There is also the possibility of course that a person fell out of their chair due to a seizure or other medical event, so that is why it is important to ask if they are okay. If you saw them hit their head, tell them so. If they had a medical event, follow protocol for that, I'm not gonna get into it here (thought I could).

    **sometimes a person will be clear after the first question i.e. "I'm all good thanks" clearly means they do not need you to ask another question, you can just leave them alone. Keep walking and don't stare. A lot of the time people will be a bit banged up but be totally fine and able to manage on their own.

    TLDR: Ask the wheelchair user if they're okay, then what they need, and then do exactly that, including leaving them alone. Thanks!

  • its time to take the turkey out of the oven. its done now.

  • et voila

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    Chef i think something terrible has happened

  • Yes I see the problem here is you cooked the wrong turkey because instead of a regular turkey you cooked the turkey of darkness and you are fired

  • wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

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    That is an actual, teeny tiny bible. I feel like this is an @apocrypals

  • This is absolutely in our Venn diagram

  • tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

  • Rest in Peace, Jimmy Carter.

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    Our Story Through the Eyes of Ronza, the Six-Month-Old;

    A story I drew for @zinaanqar

    Ronza is the youngest child of Dina and Ahmed Alanqar, born amidst the Gaza's devestation. In all of the six months that she has lived so far, she has never known a day without the threat of weather, disease or explosions. Nobody should live this life, especially not a little baby.

    But you can change that for her. You can donate just €5, and it will help this little girl and her family get a chance at a new beginning.

    Even if you cannot donate, sharing this around will be a great asset in saving the lives of the Alanqar family

    DONATION LINK

    VERIFICATION LINK (264)

    €83,248/€100,000 as of Dec 24th

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    peace and love on Earth..

  • this fundraiser is extremely low on funds and has only received one donation in two days

    Amina is a 28 year old mother of three: Nasser (8), Bara (4) and Adam (2). She’s fundraising in hopes of saving her children from this genocide and getting the money to feed them and give them a safe future. They’ve already been displaced five times and are struggling very badly to find food and water and everything they need to survive, and even when they find it it’s extremely expensive. It’s every parents worst nightmare to see their children suffering but not have the means to give them food and get them to safety. These children deserve to live healthy and safe, not have to hear the sounds of bombs every day. Amina is not asking for much, only whatever you can give to save her children. If you have any money to give today, please consider helping Amina or at least share this post so it can reach people who will. They only have €2,288 raised, which is only 5% of their goal and have only received €5 in the past three days. we can change that!

    DONATE HERE + VETTING (#19)

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  • Please don't let this post stop with you, share it with your friends, tag them, please all of you save us from death

  • Don't leave us to die, please donate or share the post. We are human beings and we have the right to live in safety.

  • Meme of three hands clasping each other at the wrist in a triangle. The hand at the top is labeled "By Allah, you people are dogs. I will reblog as always." The hand on the left is labeled, "None of those words are in the Bible." The hand on the right is labeled with four questions marks.ALT

    Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

  • “This, too, is Torah, and I must learn!”

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  • Behold, a Meme:

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  • I love that they're in differing amounts of allowance, too.

    "None of these words are in the Bible": fully opposed, there is no written acceptance.

    "This, too, is Torah and I must learn": entirely on board, wants more to happen.

    "By Allah you people are dogs. I will reblog as always": "ew guys. really? ... lemme in."

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    Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

  • my opinion as an american is that we spend way too much time trying to save african megafauna and nowhere near enough time making fun of the english for turning an entire island--which was once a hazelnut food forest--into a goddamn lawn.

    bill bryson once actually wrote down in a whole book and got published that the english were superb gardeners and i about threw the book out the window i was that outraged. the english!!! the fucking ENGLISH. them? that's who you want to laud? the english

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    THERE ARE A GRAND FUCKING TOTAL OF ZERO STAPLE CROPS ORIGINALLY OR EVEN PRIMARILY CULTIVATED BY THE ENGLISH. NONE OF THEM. NOT POTATOES NOT WHEAT NOT TURNIPS NOT RYE. THEY GNAWED THEIR ISLAND DOWN TO A NUB FOR NOTHING. THE WOLVES AND BEARS ALL GONE FOR NOTHING. THE WILDCATS AND BIRDS AND MUSTELIDS AND INSECTS, GONE IN THEIR THOUSANDS, FOR NOTHING. FOR SOME SHEEP. FOR

    THEIR MAIN AGRICULTURAL EXPORT IS FAMINE

    anyway the english approach to agriculture, biodiversity, and environmentalism is roughly on par with a dog's approach to someone else's homework and everywhere in the world that has inherited their cack-fisted disdain for nature has suffered immensely. i can't overstate enough how bad things have been and still are.

    please make fun of them. it's the least they fucking deserve.

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