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@dysfunctionalcreature

queer. they/them. there will be 18+ posts here. I try to tag any TWs but I might miss some sometimes {icon by @hannibalhadalittlelamb}

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Volleyball is "Knock this 3@#$%&- Cantaloupe over the net OR ELSE--"

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