beautiful things happening at the hawke estate at all times

(anders butt under cut ↓) (haha bars)

It's still crazy to me that Anders implies he wants to impregnate Hawke at the end if you specifically play as f!Hawke. Baby boy if anyone here is getting pregnant it will Not be me.

honestly i still think about this sometimes because yeah - i can only imagine that the thought process behind making this line f!hawke exclusive was something along the lines of "well m!hawke cant get pregnant" which like hey?? rude. unwoke. cowardly. but more importantly it's just straight up ignoring the elephant in the room??

girl the taint?? the taint ??

it would be about like what- 7 years since anders' joining... ? buddy. the probability of you getting anyone pregnant at that point is so slim you might as well shoot your shot at trying for kids with m!hawke too.

caleb widogast and his side eyes

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

he didn't even get to stand *trial*. because he's autistic. he's in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.

hey yall remember this

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

castlevania nocturne toxic yuri moodboard

the way some people talk about their supposed favourite fictional characters is like. well youve stripped them of every single aspect that made them interesting. youve created a brand new guy & theyre boring as hell. now what

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

he is trying to study!!

"I'm a woman" "I'm non-binary" "I'm a man" ok? I'm the bifrost incident? Any schoolchild could tell you about it??? The fall of the old order two hundred years of Asgardian hubris come together in a single epoch-defining event???? The maiden voyage of a train through the stars vanished without a trace? For decades, it had been old lady Odin’s passion project, her longn ought legacy, shoot a locomotive through that man made rainbow wormhole, cut the time between worlds from three months to three days????

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

nothing but love and respect to all fanfic writers