Ok😀

fill my bed put some liquor in it

Those damn reserve course

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

They’re called pets because you “pets” them

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

y'know something I realized rewatching a playthrough of jackpot crash course is that you're rewarded differently based on which route you take. If you take Sailor's route, you get two character cards (Sailor and Sandbag) but lose chips. If you take Vega's route, you get one character card (Poppy) and keep the same amount of chips. If you take Vick's route, you get no character cards but a LOT of chips. According to some concept stuff, the character cards have abilities. Like this one I found that is probably outdated by now but might not be idk--

80% sure this means you'll have a different play style based on which route you took. Sooooo yeah :p that's it lol just wanted to share my findings ^^ This is prolly just stating the obvious tho--

fanfic is extremely hard

you are the youngest person ever

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

really really obsessed with this gif lately because it can be used to express basically any emotion you need it to

what if i need to express carrying a fluffy white bunny rabbit through a parking garage.... can it do that.....?

you better believe it can brother

Vampire miku from last last year omg I need to redraw her…

Discussing baby’s future

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore