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@e-for-annoying

very normal amount of excited about superheroes and also hannibal

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

*sleeps for ten hours and is still tired*

*writes sad shit about how no one truly knows me and I don't really know anyone and im going to be unknown and therefore unloved forever*

*goes to the bathroom*

False alarm i am loved it was just my period again

I think sex with a beautiful older woman who owns a house on a beach in europe and reads philosophy and poetry would fix me

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

Anonymous asked:

do you think if will had a southern accent hannibal would’ve railed him right then and there?

not to be horny on the horny website, but if Will had a southern accent Hannibal would purposely miss the g spot every other thrust just to hear Will curse him out. no homo.

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Anything surgical or medical that involves blood and life is so inherently intimate — and that’s how I present you the idea of consensual Hannigram medical malpractice

It feels like this post was specifically tailored to me

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

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